Thank you! I admit that I played up Christian's creepiness by having him promise Edward humans to nom, but I don't think that it's entirely over the top for him: he is, after all, willing to go to extraordinary lengths to get what he wants.

Fifty Shades of Libriomancy will totally happen! I just need to find a good place to start.

As for True Blood, I am definitely intrigued, and I don't think that I'll have a problem with spoilers. I do like some trope twisting...